I need change. I'm not the sort of person to stick to a routine, which is probably why I stopped the whole Monday to Friday, 9 to 5 thing that the "average" person seems to do a lot of.

I've been told that I can be arrogant, which is a rather exaggerated description of myself, methinks. I think the more accurate description would be self-confident; particularly characterized by my habit of saying, "Don't worry, I think I have a cunning plan..." before collapsing into a tired wreck realising that my cunning plan wasn't particularly cunning (or much of a plan).

Here are a few things that I look for that might make life a lot easier for you guys and cut down on miscommunication :)

1. I am not here to hit on anyone so if you're looking for someone to "be with", there are better people out there.
   
   
2. My preferred language of communication is English and be prepared for obscure references, innuendo, verbosity and liberal sprinkling of sarcasm and dry wit. Being able to speak English well yourself is a very definite plus. You have been warned, and if this is something you cannot accept, you would be better off not messaging me because misunderstandings are bound to happen, given time.
   
   
3. I don't like Internet drama or rumours, e.g. "A cheated on B" or "A said that B did C, do you know anything about it?". If you want to get me involved, be prepared for a lot of non-committal responses because I don't get involved. I'm here to have a few laughs and chat to a few people.